Last time at Macondo: Murray Landau, a 72-year-old retired cop and security guard fell asleep and dreamed of chicken Parmesan while an unknown group of saboteurs bearing AR-15s and nightscopes shot up the 125 barrels of petroleum-eating bacteria swimming in saltwater that the guard was supposed to… guard. Murray managed to radio in the event, and […]
FICTION: Creature From The Macondo Prospect
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